hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?
Anonymous asked:
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
hornetstabber answered:
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
anon please what does this mean
i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
This deserves 1000s of notes
biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like
They are not kidding
I’m full of these little guys? No wonder I’m fucked up.
Is so sparkly!!!
‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry
Why must i be called out so much by this site
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S
It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.
It’s back 💕
it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash
Y'know. None of this is really that complex. Every systemic issue we have boils down to a failure to acknowledge the basic humanity of the people around us. We're human, so we get hungry, and that means we should have food. We're human, and we're vulnerable to the elements and to illness, and that means we should have homes and health care. We're human, and we get lonely, and that means we should have companionship and community. This is basic, non-negotiable shit. We are socialized to believe that it should cost money and that it should be earned or struggled for. But it actually costs us nothing but the genuine will to make it happen. Nothing but empathy for the folks navigating this strange life alongside us. How elementary.